Friday, August 05, 2016

Lie Down

http://charlespoet.podomatic.com/entry/2016-08-05T00_09_30-07_00

The words are coming
And when they do
You best be ready
You best be prepared
You best be best

And there’s no rest for the wicked
Or at least I think that’s what I heard
When I was listening through the keyhole
And you were on your knees blowing
The President of the World

Do you remember being famous?
Or better yet do you recall when you were infamous
And graffiti dripped from your every pore
Like an expensive beverage you can only drink
When you’re already three sheets to the wind

The words are on a bullet train to your brain
And when they arrive I promise you’ll feel better
You best be willing
You best be chilling
“You better you better you bet”

And nothing is worth this unremitting humiliation
Not even discovering your worst nightmare is really a dream come true
And I’ll never forgive you for forgetting what I once meant to you
As we both prayed to the same porcelain bowl and got nothing in return
The words are coming and when they arrive we’ll both be shit out of luck

Charles Cicirella
7/30/16

Thursday, August 04, 2016

Eliza and Justin

http://charlespoet.podomatic.com/entry/2016-08-03T23_34_22-07_00

I’ve not had the pleasure of meeting Eliza yet,
But I’ve met and hung out with Justin on several occasions
And there’s just something about him that always makes me pause
And think this guy has got it going on – this guy merits applause.

There’s no question our senses of humor mesh like two angry,
But forgiving junkyard dogs calling bullshit on the world because
We’ve convinced ourselves this shithouse is about to implode
And there’s nothing to be done about it, but buy marshmallows.

I understand Eliza is a General Manager at a Swedish Bakery and
It makes sense Justin would fall for a sweet tooth technician because
He’s one of the good guys who never fails to make everyone’s life better
With his Intestinal fortitude.

Charles Cicirella
7/24/16

Wednesday, August 03, 2016

Syndication


Watching Columbo and playing with myself
There’s something about Peter Falk that gets me all hot and bothered
Maybe it’s the cut of his jib and the way he wears his magical raincoat
Though actually I believe it has more to do with how he always has
One more thing to ask to crack the crime and put the guilty party behind bars

Watching Kojak and abstaining from the pleasure of pleasuring myself
There’s something about Telly Savalas that keeps me coming back for more
I believe it’s the cool way he does everything including sucking on a lollipop
When watching him I feel like he’s got the situation handled and I’m in good hands
And let’s not forget his voice as smooth as silk and as persuasive as rolling thunder

Listening to Nick Cave and wishing I was dead
I don’t mean it or maybe I do
I don’t fucking know
I’ve never done heroin, but if I ever did I’d want to do it with Nick Cave
Swallow the bad seeds and drink down the infected blood and never forget you are one of the chosen and completely flame retardant

Watching all of those bad poets up on that sequined stage reading their God awful Ginsberg-doppelganger poetry and wishing I could light a match and burn
I turn on the television like every other stupid American when there’s nothing better to do and even FB refuses to be my friend
Salvation these days is more channels than we’d ever be able to watch in a lifetime because don’t you know less is more and I guess if you’re not a refugee you’re one of the lucky ones
I love when people tell me they prefer my poetry with shorter lines like my longer stuff just misses the mark and will never end up properly syndicated.

Charles Cicirella
7/31/16