This
isn’t a euphemism
I
want some strawberry preserves
My
Eggo® Waffles with peanut butter
Are
just not the same without them
You
may think I’m making some
Double
entendre about sex
When
nothing could be further
From
the truth
The
thing is I went to the store
And
they had jam and jelly
But
no preserves and it really
Made
smoke come out of my ears
You’re
probably thinking I’m making
A
big thing out of nothing, but I believe
It’s
about the small things and strawberry
Preserves
make the world go around
I
was just told I need to get a job and though
I’m
pretty sure that’s more important than
Strawberry
preserves I still want them and
Hope
the store has them the next time I go
Charles Cicirella
5/4/16
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