I’ve not had the pleasure of meeting Eliza yet,
But I’ve met and hung out with Justin on several occasions
And there’s just something about him that always makes me pause
And think this guy has got it going on – this guy merits applause.
There’s no question our senses of humor mesh like two angry,
But forgiving junkyard dogs calling bullshit on the world because
We’ve convinced ourselves this shithouse is about to implode
And there’s nothing to be done about it, but buy marshmallows.
I understand Eliza is a General Manager at a Swedish Bakery and
It makes sense Justin would fall for a sweet tooth technician because
He’s one of the good guys who never fails to make everyone’s life better
With his Intestinal fortitude.